30+ Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas (Updated 2018)

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas
Written by Altaf Shaikh

Are you looking for funny Whatsapp status ideas, here I have provided my 30+ best funny Whatsapp Status ideas you can copy and paste into your Whatsapp status feed and entertain your friends and relatives, it is the best way to keep up the mood as well as to attract People. The best way to make people happy is to be funny, people are attracted to those people who are funny and entertaining.

So I hope you’ll like the funny Whatsapp status ideas I have provided here.

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

  1. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  2. Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
  3. Zombies eat brain, you’re safe.
  4. Don’t text me while i’m in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text.
  5. Life Thaught me a Lot of lessons but I bunked those classes too.
  6. I didn’t lose my mind I just sold it online.
  7. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
  8. True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
  9. I’d rather die on my feet than life on my knees.
  10. We all have that friend who says I’ll be there around 7 and then shows up around 9.
  11. Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
  12. The difference between stupidity and genius is that a genius has its limits.
  13. I am actually a very nice person until you piss me off.
  14. My mind is like internet browser, at least 19 open tabs 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
  15. I just say some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill.
  16. Askhole, A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
  17. When I’m single, all I see are couples being happy When I’m dating someone, all I see are singles being happy.
  18. Everything happens for a reason. But Sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
  19. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  20. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  21. I came, I saw, and I forgot what I was doing.
  22. I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
  23. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  24. with great power comes great electricity bill.
  25. Every day I struggle between I want to look good naked & Pizza.
  26. Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
  27. You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.
  28. Black is my happy color.
  29. I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my shock is sliding off.
  30. Happiness is…. not having to set the alarm for the next day.
  31. If at first, you don’t succeed try doing it the way your wife told you.

Also see, Best WhatsApp Status Ever For Life And Relationships

I will add more Status to this list as soon as I come across with some. Hope you’ll like it.

About the author

Altaf Shaikh

I believe “When you share the knowledge gained from your experiences, you can make the world a better place”. Learning is a never-ending journey, so never stop learning.

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